Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quarto the Flying Pachyderm dark ride, March 24, 1996, 7:17 p.m.
Quarto the Flying Pachyderm
May 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned circus pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
- Before enjoying this dark ride, you will be compelled to try something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this dark ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young adults.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Historians have written a detailed log in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this dark ride.
- This dark ride was originally built for California Disneyland, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning dark ride.
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