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Above: The Quarto the Flying Pachyderm attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Quarto the Flying Pachyderm
October 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears (according to Boudin)
Stand in line for a plexiglass pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, bowel, hair, or kidney disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs away from the cast members at most times.
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