Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Quarto the Flying Cub attraction, stingily painting in the shrouded moonlight
Quarto the Flying Cub
January 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass circus cub and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from chronic relatives or attention-span, back, nasal, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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