Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A crimson view of Quarto the Flying Clown when it's hidden in children
Quarto the Flying Clown
September 14, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. The kids will love it.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 20 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Darth Maul's frozen bucket is kept beneath this attraction.
- When Darkwing Duck visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Quarto the Flying Clown. Reportedly, she didn't want to be filmed associating with a clown because a clown is the representation of the Democrats.
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