Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Quarto the Flying Clown attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland
Quarto the Flying Clown
September 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and balloons within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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