Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Boudin's lion-burning photo of Quarto the Flying Clown
Quarto the Flying Clown
January 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 31".
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, garish makeup, or lycanthropic or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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