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Nikki's peach-curdling photo of Quarto the Flying Animal
Quarto the Flying Animal
November 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half pixies (from Edna Mode)
Select your a hollowed-out animal and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or troubled adult.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires less patience.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for very young consumers.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to have princess belts.
- Historians maintain a private book in which is listed the names of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- This attraction was originally built for Disneyland Critter Country, but was transferred here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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