Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quarto the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
Quarto the Delusional Elephant
August 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may make silly comments to your friends.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bowel or knee problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no lubbers used in this attraction.
- This attraction was originally built for The Sun Disneyland, but was constructed here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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