Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Quarto the Delusional Elephant, a favorite attraction of Figaro
Quarto the Delusional Elephant
November 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. No, suicide is not an option.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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