Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quarto the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its vengeful anniversary
Quarto the Delusional Elephant
February 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by dusty reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Bobby Burgess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 68".
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