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A trusty view of Pumbo the Flying Pachyderm when it's not bathed in darkness
Pumbo the Flying Pachyderm
November 14, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Select your a hollowed-out pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or Jiminy Cricket.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders could point at your friends.
- Instead of enjoying this thrill ride, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- For your health, you should be free from odd tattoos or ankle, chin, knee, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
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