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Pictured: The Playdough the Soaring Elephant attraction, boringly lifting in the fading sunlight
Playdough the Soaring Elephant
October 28, 2010
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Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, '80s haircuts, or personal, hip, hair, finger, inner ear, or attention-span complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- There is an unused juice bar that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
- This attraction was originally planned for Walt Disney Land The Disneyland Hotel, but was relocated here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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