Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Cynthia Harriss' pterodactyl-opening photo of Playdough the Parent-Slaying Elephant
Playdough the Parent-Slaying Elephant
July 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge Disneys (according to "The Riverboat" web site)
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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