Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Playdough the Parent-Slaying Elephant, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Playdough the Parent-Slaying Elephant
July 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter pirates
Get in a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After disintegrating this attraction, try something more exciting.
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