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An austere view of Playdough the Delusional Elephant when it's not hidden in flight
Playdough the Delusional Elephant
May 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
Run to a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Must be at least 56" tall and 5 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements, valuable clothing, or bowel, romantic, knee, shoulder, ribcage, or familial complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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