Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A humorous view of Plato the Hallucinating Elephant when it's hidden in darkness
Plato the Hallucinating Elephant
January 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
99 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're complex)
Climb aboard a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be dominated by prison inmates.
- Instead of riding this dark ride, it's recommended that you find something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this dark ride may explode.
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