Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Plato the Flying Pachyderm attraction, recklessly considered to be the best missing attraction at Disneyland
Plato the Flying Pachyderm
July 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- This was Lonnie Burr's most favorite attraction.
- When Huey visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Plato the Flying Pachyderm. Apparently, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with a pachyderm because a pachyderm is the representation of the Dodgers.
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