Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Plato the Flying Chicken attraction, March 18, 2012, 6:28 p.m.
Plato the Flying Chicken
February 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a plexiglass circus chicken and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from tongue, stomach, viral, kidney, romantic, or personal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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