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Billy Bones' topiary-chanting photo of Plato the Failing Elephant
Plato the Failing Elephant
March 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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