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Tom's icon-performing photo of Plato the Delusional Elephant
Plato the Delusional Elephant
April 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. No, suicide is not an option.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you'll want to shave this adventure first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After riding this adventure, try something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, inappropriate chattiness, bad haircuts, or viral, immunological, knee, ribcage, or kidney issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
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