Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Plato the Delusional Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Plato the Delusional Elephant
July 8, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from blood problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experience.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
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