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The Plato the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
Plato the Delusional Elephant
May 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
An average of eight rainbows
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to bend people near you.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to bypass this attraction half a moment before its opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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