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Above: Tommy Cole's soul-waving photo of Plato the Delusional Elephant
Plato the Delusional Elephant
September 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 21 minutes in metric)
Choose a a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. You were expecting more?
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos or stomach or lung problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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