Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A slower view of Plato the Delusional Elephant when it's covered in tarps
Plato the Delusional Elephant
January 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids fall unconscious with joy.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you find loading, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before surrendering this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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