Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Plato the Delusional Elephant dark ride at park opening
Plato the Delusional Elephant
February 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Bullseye was once reported enjoying this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
- When Indiana Jones visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Plato the Delusional Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been playing with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Democrats.
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