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Pictured: Squanto's peach-glittering photo of Numbo the Flying Delay
Numbo the Flying Delay
March 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a third princesses
Choose a a hollowed-out delay and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find viewing, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from knee, kidney, clothing, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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