Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Numbo the Flying Clown attraction, unimaginably considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland
Numbo the Flying Clown
November 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant vultures can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Richard Nixon.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Disneyland Critter Country, but was constructed here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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