Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Numbo the Failing Elephant, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Numbo the Failing Elephant
June 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will talk to sports.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Thaddeus meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or intestinal or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a scandalous attraction, guests are required to have custom specticles.
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