Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mumbo the Flying Horse attraction, neatly surfing in the fading park light
Mumbo the Flying Horse
October 15, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass circus horse and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids beg for forgiveness.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Shortest guest must be at least 54" (dripping wet) tall.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- Oswald the Lucky Rabbit originally intended for this attraction to exploit live snowballs.
- When Emperor Zurg visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Mumbo the Flying Horse. Supposedly, he didn't want to be spotted riding in a horse because a horse is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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