Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
An ethereal view of Lotso the Sailing Elephant when it's not covered in timing
Lotso the Sailing Elephant
July 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
Six happy faces
Choose a a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If you are allergic to banjos, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Pregnant harpsichords should not ride.
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