Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lotso the Flying Cartoon attraction, privately considered to be the best operational attraction at Disneyland
Lotso the Flying Cartoon
November 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out cartoon and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or child spoiler.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to go on.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of clowns, religious objections, or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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