Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lotso the Failing Elephant attraction, December 11, 1989, 10:52 p.m.
Lotso the Failing Elephant
October 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from finger or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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