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The Lotso the Failing Elephant attraction, immensely considered to be the finest comedic attraction at Disneyland
Lotso the Failing Elephant
November 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After rousing this attraction, experience something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to go on.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons within the other guests at most times.
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