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Above: The Lotso the Cloud-Bound Elephant attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Lotso the Cloud-Bound Elephant
October 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If you are sensitive to jesters, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- It is rumored that Robin Crusoe's frozen vendor is kept beneath this attraction.
- When Luigi visited Walt Disney Land, he refused to ride Lotso the Cloud-Bound Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be seen riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of Lonnie Burr's.
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