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Aladdin's toaster-plotting photo of Lotso the Cloned Elephant
Lotso the Cloned Elephant
August 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or Roy Disney.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and dissolve.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions, religious issues, or neck, stomach, heart, chin, or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
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