Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Lotso the Cloned Elephant attraction during construction
Lotso the Cloned Elephant
August 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. Then go on again and again until the kids stop screaming.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
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