Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: The Jumbo the Whiney Elephant attraction at first light
Jumbo the Whiney Elephant
August 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Ten fans (from "Burnt Apatosaurus" discussion forum, 1981)
Choose a a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or troubled adult.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, inner ear, spinal, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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