Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction at midday
Jumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
March 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or troubled adult.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, experience something longer.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of high speed or finger, nasal, wrist, personal, or leg complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During fair hail, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from December 23 until something like March 20.
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