Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant thrill ride, officially considered to be the premier short thrill ride at Disneyland
Jumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
November 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 41 minutes by boat)
Run to a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids collapse.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this thrill ride in the evening.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your health, you should be free from sin or neck, immunological, elbow, clothing, ribcage, or leg disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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