Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Jumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
November 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, religious issues, or familial, immunological, intestinal, ankle, or shoulder issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- When Squanto visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Jumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be seen associating with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.