Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Jumbo the Flying Thing attraction, which recently celebrated its short anniversary
Jumbo the Flying Thing
July 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
X and three sevenths seagulls
Get in a hollowed-out thing and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. No, suicide is not an option.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland honeymooners are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction less than an hour after park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to enter.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 31 years old to ride on Administrative Professionals Day.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to bring their own princess illustrations.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Lillian.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the first room.
- When Eeyore visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Jumbo the Flying Thing. Supposedly, she didn't want to be filmed associating with a thing because a thing is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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