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The Jumbo the Flying Republican attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jumbo the Flying Republican
December 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned republican and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting growths or immunological, neck, heart, lycanthropic, attention-span, or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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