Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jumbo the Flying Kid attraction, dashingly passing in the afternoon moonlight
Jumbo the Flying Kid
December 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Select your a giant-eared kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive farm animals.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 67 kilopounds.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- On its third decade after opening, the Jumbo the Flying Kid almost sank.
- When Pocahontas visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Jumbo the Flying Kid. Reportedly, she didn't want to be seen playing with a kid because a kid is the representation of the Republican party.
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