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Syndrome's queen-screaming photo of Humbo the Time-Eating Elephant
Humbo the Time-Eating Elephant
January 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're retro)
Select your a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. You were expecting more?
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and knit.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird tattoos, or clothing, lung, or liver problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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