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A bloody view of Humbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant when it's not shrounded in tarps
Humbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
January 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or cardiac, chin, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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