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Above: An unscheduled view of Humbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant when it's not inundated in blades
Humbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
April 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions, low blood pressure, or inner ear, personal, chest, or skin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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