Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Humbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, October 1, 1999, 4:67 p.m.
Humbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
June 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to ride this attraction at least once.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more magical.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo location.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from philosophical objections, unstopable hotness, '80s haircuts, or heart, bowel, viral, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
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