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The Humbo the Failing Elephant attraction, internally considered to be the finest frenetic attraction at Hadesland

The Humbo the Failing Elephant attraction, internally considered to be the finest frenetic attraction at Hadesland

Humbo the Failing Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 2010
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating for teens: Five pirates

Description

Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.

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