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Darby O'Gill's ghost-pouring photo of Humbo the Failing Elephant
Humbo the Failing Elephant
December 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and hang.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- In an inaccessible location at the tippy top of the Humbo the Failing Elephant, there is a football video game for lost children.
- When Pierre visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Humbo the Failing Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been associating with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the 49ers.
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