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Humbo the Failing Elephant
June 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Darkness may be too intense for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ribcage complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction's tedious queue.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
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