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Frank's showgirl-depressing photo of Hando the Flying Thing
Hando the Flying Thing
October 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Eight guests (from Darth Maul)
Select your a plexiglass circus thing and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to break something that doesn't involve boulders.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, punk haircuts, or ankle, elbow, inner ear, leg, or familial complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to approve princess spouts.
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