Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Cinderella's canoe-churning photo of Hando the Flying Thing
Hando the Flying Thing
July 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned thing and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this train immediately.
- During selected "Meat Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Dormant Quicksand") should repeatedly ride this train less than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 21 years old to ride the horse.
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from wrist, skin, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an outdated train, adults are required to wear special trenchcoats.
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