Massive Merlinland Attraction Database

The Hando the Flying Clown attraction at dusk

The Hando the Flying Clown attraction at dusk

Hando the Flying Clown

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1975
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Get in a plexiglass circus clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or mental patient.

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