Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hando the Flying Clown attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst robotic attraction at Disneyland
Hando the Flying Clown
December 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
Stand in line for a hollowed-out circus clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to go on.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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