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Hando the Failing Elephant, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Hando the Failing Elephant
September 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
Get in a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something soothing.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to buy custom specticles.
- One of the meals was constructed to taste like Monsanto.
- When Bo Peep visited Disney Land, he refused to ride Hando the Failing Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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