Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hando the Failing Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its dramatic anniversary
Hando the Failing Elephant
May 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. Then go on again and again until the kids are too old to care.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Boredom may occur.
- The tower of Hando the Failing Elephant can be spotted from as far away as Holland.
- When Chicken Little visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Hando the Failing Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be filmed associating with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Dodgers.
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