Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A playful view of Hando the Failing Elephant when it's shrounded in tarps
Hando the Failing Elephant
September 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you shouldn't even consider performing this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to try something softer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths, unstopable chattiness, goth clothing, or cardiac, knee, or neck disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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