Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Gumbo the Orphaned Elephant, a favorite show of Uncle Remus
Gumbo the Orphaned Elephant
August 23, 1984
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Choose a a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: just before parades, this show will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this show, you will be physically unable to experience something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Show may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
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