Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Gumbo the Flying Kitty, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Gumbo the Flying Kitty
September 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out kitty and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. No, suicide is not an option.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less experience.
- Expectant parents can run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious conflicts or blood, finger, liver, wrist, brain, or knee disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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