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The Guido the Soaring Elephant attraction, August 22, 2001, 5:48 a.m.

The Guido the Soaring Elephant attraction, August 22, 2001, 5:48 a.m.

Guido the Soaring Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1977
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Designed for: Time-wasting foreigners

Description

Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or troubled adult.

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