Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Above: The Guido the Rotund Elephant attraction, July 31, 1983, 1:47 a.m.

Guido the Rotund Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1996
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.

Touring Tips

If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
After wailing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that requires more time.

Guest Policies and Warnings

None.

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