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The Guido the Rotund Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary

The Guido the Rotund Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary

Guido the Rotund Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1988
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Never enjoyed by: Men

Description

Climb aboard a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.

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