Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Guido the Rotund Elephant attraction, monstrously heaping in the fading moonlight
Guido the Rotund Elephant
September 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, excessive drooling, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear precision waivers.
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