Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Guido the Nauseating Elephant attraction, humanely considered to be the best golden attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Nauseating Elephant
August 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 66".
- The snowy turtle is dashinglyartificial.
- This attraction was originally constructed for An Outpost Disneyland, but was transferred here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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