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The Guido the Nauseating Elephant thrill ride as seen from the top of the yard
Guido the Nauseating Elephant
November 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve girls.
- Yawning may occur.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
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