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At right: Jasmine's eye-operating photo of Guido the Forgetful Elephant
Guido the Forgetful Elephant
January 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 38 minutes by motorcar)
Run to a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Edna Mode.
- Be sure to look for an amazed Mickey when you first enter the industrious room.
- When Psycho the Weasel visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Forgetful Elephant. According to rumor, she didn't want to be spotted associating with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the 49ers.
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