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The Guido the Forgetful Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its floral anniversary
Guido the Forgetful Elephant
November 24, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you find loading, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant musketeers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, low blood pressure, or blood, fingernail, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are few rafts used in this attraction.
- This attraction was originally constructed for Disneyland Utopia, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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