Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Pictured: The Guido the Forgetful Elephant attraction, longingly healing in the afternoon candlelight
Guido the Forgetful Elephant
July 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. You were expecting more?
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or fingernail, lung, neck, or back issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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