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A striped view of Guido the Flying Whale when it's not hidden in tarps
Guido the Flying Whale
September 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired grandparents
Choose a a cloned whale and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from yesterday until about December 10.
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