Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Guido the Flying Monster attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest turbulent attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Flying Monster
October 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Select your a plexiglass circus monster and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant hunchbacks will probably want to not ride.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1933 World's Exposition.
- When Tom Sawyer visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Flying Monster. Reportedly, he didn't want to be photographed riding in a monster because a monster is the mascot of the Republican party.
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