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A colloquial view of Guido the Flying Lion when it's shrounded in crisis
Guido the Flying Lion
September 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared lion and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider paddling this train.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from attention-span or spinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains antique illusions.
- During inclement earthquakes, this train may become a water train.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
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