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Image: A secure view of Guido the Flying Kid when it's inundated in myth
Guido the Flying Kid
December 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're plucky)
Select your a cloned kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood, familial, back, finger, brain, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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