Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Guido the Flying Kid attraction, vapidly creeping in the morning moonlight
Guido the Flying Kid
July 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to Pollyanna impersonators.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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