Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Flying Cub attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Guido the Flying Cub
December 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned circus cub and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction second to last thing after brunch.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Nightclub 30 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is mandatory.
- When Thaddeus visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Flying Cub. Reportedly, he didn't want to be spotted playing with a cub because a cub is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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