Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Flying Barker attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
Guido the Flying Barker
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2011
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Description
Stand in line for a plexiglass barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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