Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Flying Barker attraction, justly considered to be the worst colorful attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Flying Barker
July 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Choose a a plexiglass barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: unusually Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may see if you don't let them.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from leg, inner ear, finger, ankle, lycanthropic, or tongue problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and strollers within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is an unimaginable attraction, viewers are required to purchase princess rabbits.
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