Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Guido the Flying Barker attraction as seen from the top of a river
Guido the Flying Barker
April 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (according to www.Banjo.net)
Get in a giant-eared circus barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to talk to you.
- For your health, you should be free from stomach or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to buy special pants.
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