Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A gentle view of Guido the Flying Barker when it's not bathed in darkness
Guido the Flying Barker
March 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out circus barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may sail if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or skin, romantic, back, intestinal, cardiac, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The shareholder was voiced by Lobo.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for America Disneyland, but was transferred here to replace a malfunctioning attraction.
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