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Image: The Guido the Cloned Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
Guido the Cloned Elephant
September 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- At one portion of the film, you can catch a glimpse of a previous attraction.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Disneyland Ancient Egypt, but was moved here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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