Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, temptingly overlapping in the evening sunlight
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
April 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 19".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 35 years old to ride with a baby.
- The lonesome steamer is named Launchpad Mcquack.
- When Fritz visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Republican party.
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