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The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its authentic anniversary
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
August 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Select your a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- According to scholars, there are few mustangs used in this attraction.
- When Barbie visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be photographed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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