Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Horace Horsecollar's bat-shifting photo of Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
August 18, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Generally favored by:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
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