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The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
April 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less demanding.
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