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The Glando the Flying Animal thrill ride, ostentatiously considered to be the worst patriotic thrill ride at Disneyland

The Glando the Flying Animal thrill ride, ostentatiously considered to be the worst patriotic thrill ride at Disneyland

Glando the Flying Animal

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 3, 1979
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Select your a cloned animal and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or mental patient.

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