Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Glando the Failing Elephant, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Glando the Failing Elephant
September 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of children, distracting relatives, trendy clothing, or bowel, attention-span, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
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