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Monsanto's robot-overlapping photo of Glando the Failing Elephant

Monsanto's robot-overlapping photo of Glando the Failing Elephant

Glando the Failing Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1994
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired physicians

Description

Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.

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